There he stands, the persistent man
Where others come and go in droves
He endures with a faith so pure
His eyes spare not a passing glance
Where others lean, he holds his stance
Many who come do wiggle and shake
But not this man, he does not quake
He will remain despite the strain
Steel his mind for test of time
And when nature calls he will stand tall
Smile to the wall o’er the urinal
At last let go with heavy flow
Every man there will finally know
He has peed and now can leave
Waxing Philosophical 